*KGB* Borscht & Beatings (SE 43rd & Belmont)
The Cutest Lil Veal U Ever Ate! (SW 9th & Alder)
Planned Parenthood Contraceptive Sponge-Cake (SW 2nd & Stark)
Meat Cheese Bread Lint (SE 20th & Morrison)
Buster Balls' Prairie-Oyster & Testicle Truck (E Burnside & 7th)
Weave-Your-Own Triscuits (Mississippi Marketplace)
Somebody Buy This Damn Cauliflower! (NE 23rd & Alberta)
The Hoarder's Fridge (Crystal Gardens)
Big Al's Authentic Prison-Style Lunches (SW 10th & Alder)
Picture This! Calorie-Free Meals Through Hypnosis (SW 3rd & Ankeny)
Plaid Pantry Sushi (SW 2nd & Oak)
Mom's Leftovers or Bedtime, Your Choice (SE 12th & Hawthorne)
Sewer-Adjacent Tapas! (SW 3rd & Stark)
FutureFood Nutrition Paste & Cupcake Injections (SE 32nd & Division)
Delaware Dave's Unremarkable Fried Chicken (SW 3rd & Washington)
Hairy Naked Guy with a Wok (SW 5th & Yamhill)
Compiled Semi-Monthlyly by @thatBillOakley