100% Vegan Styrofoam Cupcakes (SW 4th & Hall)
Neglectful Mom's Empty Bag Lunches (SE 3rd & Ankeny)
Vintage & Collectible Milk (NE 23rd & Alberta)
Heinrich's Inauthentic Thai Food (SW 10th & Alder)
Dharma Initiative Canned Soups (SW 9th & Alder)
Cooter's Moonshine & SquirrelBurgers (NE 23rd & Alberta)
Willamette Valley Soylent-Green (SW 5th & Yamhill)
Granny's Old-Fashioned Freezer-Burned Ice Cream (SW 10th & Alder)
Sausagefest! (SE 82nd & Division)
Storm Large's LargeBurgers (Mississippi Marketplace)
Deep-Fried Household Pests Fresh-Caught from Our Basement (SW 2nd & Oak)
Purina Hipster Chow (SE 12th & Hawthorne)
Big-Buttocked Sandwiches (Now Family-Friendly!) (SW 3rd & Ash)
Locally-Raised Hormone-Free Sauvie Island Roadkill (SE 20th & Morrison)
Jersey Mike's Execution-Style Meatballs (SW 3rd & Stark)
Ultimate Bacon! Housemade Bacon Suppositories & Enemas (SE 43rd & Belmont)
Compiled Semi-Monthlyly by @thatBillOakley